There is this fireman who’s working at a station house on his fire truck when he notices a little girl beside him with a fireman’s hat and a little red wagon with a small ladder attached to it and the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman walks up to her and asks “What are you doing little girl?” The girl answers “I am playing with my dog. I am the fireman and thats my fire truck run by my dog.” The fireman looks closer to her wagon and notices that the so called fire truck is being tied with the dog’s testicles. The man not knowing what to say to her says “You have a beautiful fire truck, but don’t you think your truck would run faster if you tie it with the neck of your dog?” The little girl replied “Yeah mister, you are right. But then my fire truck would not have a siren.” Lol!!!